how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
dude. I can hear the air.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
