My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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