well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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