He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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