I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Randomize
