Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Your penis caused this!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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