She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Your cock deserves a montage
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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