Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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