is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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