if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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