Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
