come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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