just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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