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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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