new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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