what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He did a backflip because drugs
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