I want to stick my p in your. b.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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