I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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