I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He has the fingertips of a God
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