awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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