wrigley field is MILF paradise
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can't trust your balls anymore.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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