Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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