it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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