this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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