Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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