So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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