go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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