just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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