Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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