Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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