thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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