if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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