the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sorry my hands just texted you
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
