nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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