I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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