i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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