If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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