Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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