seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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