I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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