i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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