a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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