I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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