u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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