I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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