careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
farters have to be the big spoon...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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