His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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