they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
