TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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