Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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