Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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