i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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