what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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