And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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