Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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