Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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