Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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